
The Three Kings
1987-12-17 · 96 min · ★ 4.0
The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.
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- Mel Damski
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- United States of America
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- Released
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Tiana AlexandraJan DuLong
Jane KaczmarekDr. Paula Bolet
Lou Diamond PhillipsTag
Art LaFleurPolice Officer
Kavi RazFalafel Stand Worker
Charles Nelson ReillyClerk
Pepe SernaAlex Sweetwood
Stan ShawPaul
Tori SpellingGirl at Falafel Stand
Vic TaybackHarold
Jack WardenDavid
Aaron MendelsohnTrendy Boy
Joey Aresco
H. Richard Greene
Rick Lenz
Jerry Houser
Sheldon Feldner
Mike Pniewski
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