

Bernie
2012-04-27 · 99 min · ★ 6.6
In small-town Texas, affable and popular mortician Bernie Tiede strikes up a friendship with Marjorie Nugent, a wealthy widow well known for her sour attitude. When she becomes controlling and abusive, Bernie goes to great lengths to remove himself from her grasp.
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Production details
- Directors
- Richard Linklater
- Production companies
- Mandalay Vision, Detour Filmproduction, Wind Dancer Films, Millennium Media
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 5,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 9,206,470
Top Cast
Jack BlackBernie Tiede
Shirley MacLaineMarjorie Nugent
Matthew McConaugheyDanny Buck Davidson
Brady ColemanScrappy Holmes
Richard RobichauxLloyd Hornbuckle
Rick DialDon Leggett
Brandon SmithSheriff Huckabee
Larry Jack DotsonRev. Woodard
Merrilee McCommasMolly
Sonny Carl DavisTownsperson
Chris HumphreyTownsperson
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