

What a Mess!
1995-03-30 · 143 min · ★ 6.7
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Production details
- Directors
- Vladimir Menshov
- Production companies
- Mosfilm, Zhanr
- Countries
- Russia
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 1,200,000
Top Cast
Valeriy GarkalinVasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera AlentovaCarol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna ChurikovaPraskov'ya Krolikova
Armen DzhigarkhanyanKozyulski
Igor UgolnikovPiskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey BatalovLieutenant
Rolan BykovBrilliant's buyer
Leonid KuravlyovUSA ambassador
Lyubov PolishchukJennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg EfremovNikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg TabakovSukhodrishchev
Nonna Mordyukovaregistry office employee
Sergei ArtsybashevRegistry Office Worker
Yevgeni VesnikDoctor
Evgeniy GerchakovDirector of the Orchestra
Arkadiy KovalTV Announcer
Yevgeni AleksandrovReporter
Irina ApeksimovaStep performer
Valery NikolaevStep performerTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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