

Black Balls
2009-06-11 · 82 min · ★ 6.5
Alex Klein is a bankrupt real estate executive whose life is on a collision course. Not only do the market and his career look like a Trabant from before the fall of the Berlin Wall, but he has a wife who is thriving in success; a family whose habits are driving him insane; clients with bad taste and too much money. Not to mention 14-year-old baristas who think they know the difference between highland coffee beans, picked by virgins at midnight and the coffee from the local supermarket. So there's a lot getting on his nerves, so much so, that one day, when things become real serious, he can only weather the storm in his own repelling way.
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- Directors
- Anders Matthesen, Joakim Höglund
- Production companies
- Universal Pictures, Nimbus Film, Sandrew Metronome Danmark
- Countries
- Denmark
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Anders MatthesenAlex Klein
Søren RislundLurifax
Iben DornerDorthe
Søren MallingLæge
Thomas HartmannMarc
Linda PJudith
Jakob FauerbyIngolf
Mathilde NorholtNadja
Kit EichlerAlex' mor
Morten Roed FrederiksenJohn
Julie LundSimone
René DifRené Dif
Bengt BurgBengt Burg
Audrey CastañedaAdvokaten
Elias EhlersParfumeprinsen
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