

¡Limosnero y con garrote!
1995-01-01 · 87 min · ★ 5.3
A group of con artists kidnap a woman and hold her for ransom - and she helps them scam her family in the process.
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- Directors
- Víctor Manuel Castro
- Production companies
- Pro-tana Films
- Countries
- Mexico
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Alfonso Zayas
Luis de Alba
Maribel Fernández
José Magaña
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